Thursday, October 4, 2012

From Ketchup…POOP! (Read at Your Own Risk...TMI Post)

There are many names for it but at my house we are most familiar with it being called poop. Yup, this post is going to be all about poop. Mostly, because as Moms we deal with a ton of shit! Am I right? Figuratively and…not so figuratively…can’t think of the damn word that means not figuratively at this very moment. Ugh! I tell ya the little boogers drain the smart right out and leave ya with crazy mommy no brain!!! But anyway, I digress.

The hubs and I have been potty training Hunter for the past month. I would say he is potty trained at this point. We rarely have accidents and he’s a champ at taking care of his business, both kinds! So much so that when he does poop he insists that I come see it and take a picture. No for reals! We kinda, maybe went a little over the top on the praise when he finally did do the poo-poo deed, I’m pretty sure it’s the highlight of Hunter’s day!

Last week I was cleaning the house and I noticed all of a sudden that it was very quiet…not a good sign, as any mom knows…mischief is at hand most definitely. I walked into the boys’ bathroom to find Hunter and Colton bent over the toilet! Hunter still had his pants down and it smelled quite stinky. And had it not I don’t think I would have believed what had occurred. H had gone poop, C had wiped his tush (clean might I add, of course I checked), they had plopped the turd into the toilet and flushed that bad boy away…Not even kidding!! I didn’t want to scold them because, after all, they were taking care of some serious business. But I did tell Hunter that he needed to tell an adult when he needed to go potty and that we would be more then happy to help him, “But I told Colton mom”…lol! Too cute! Needless to say I  scrubbed both of their hands up to their shoulders and fully inspected them both for any residual mess. Good to go! Would have thought they were girls they cleaned up the mess so well. I’m fully impressed and horrified all at the same time. Gotta love being a mom!

 Potty with a view!
So today when the boys are playing cars, typical play for us. I listened in on the conversation. They are each driving a big car (the daddy car) and a little car (the kid car). The kid car keeps telling the dad car he needs to go poop! Now, being a mom boys I think this is hilarious!! I mean of course the kid car needs to poop right?! Where do they come up with this stuff?

Again, today we are outside and the boys are playing with rocks and sticks…we have lots of those out here in the great pacific northwest! Both Hunter and Colton are leaning over this rock looking under it…Me “Boys, what are you looking at?” Hunter “Oh we are looking for poop.” Me “Oh.” LOL! OF course you’re looking for poop…why the heck not! Luckily they didn’t find any. But geez! Gross!!!

 Searching for poo!
So since poop was on the brain today at my house it only seemed fitting that you all be included too. Any good poop stories you’d like to share?

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