Tuesday, October 23, 2012

From Ketchup...Cleanse from Hell

So my brother-in-law is getting married mid Nov which means there will be pictures. Lots of pictures. Pictures that will live on in infamy and because the hubs is going to be in the wedding he's going to be all spiffed out in his tux. Well my fat ass needed to drop, oh about 45 lbs to be half way to feeling fancy!

I've lost about 13 of those 45 lbs that I wanted needed to lose. My sis decided she was going to do a cleanse. I've never done a cleanse. Sure I've looked some up and seriously considered doing one but haven't actually followed through. Maybe that's why I need to lose 45 lbs?! Anyway, we decided to go for it. The hubs, myself, my mom and my sis are all doing it together. Mostly the hubs is doing it because it's easier on me not having to worry about making him meals...isn't that sweet? Eh yeah whatevs!! (I'm such a bitch...it really is sweet that he is thinking of me but honestly the dude has already lost 3 lbs and that was just day 1...jerk!)

So we are in day 3. Day 1 was fruits only, Day 2 was veggies only and a heavenly baked potato with dinner, today is fruits AND veggies! Not only do I despise most veggies unless they are smothered in something more appetizing (read: ranch, cheese sauce, butter...etc) so Day 2 was rough...I had 2 cans of green beans, a handful of carrots and a baked potato. Of course ridiculous amounts of water have been drank, a multivitamin consumed and I'm sick of this damn headache. Go AWAY already! I haven't had a diet coke in days, DAYS! ::sigh::

BUT...(always a but...right?) I'm hoping to kick off the second round of weight loss with this nonsense and in all reality it isn't THAT bad. I'll definitely survive and heck I've got another 3 weeks before the wedding. I'm not delusional enough to think I'll lose even half that weight before the wedding but "MARK MY WORDS" I'm going to lose it, once and for all!!!! I'm sick of living with my fat ass and I'm ready to be done, done for sure! I CAN do this! I CAN...right???? Right?!?!

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